11.30.07
Pondering…
Sometimes, I just can’t help it. Random questions pop into my head and I start wondering about things that make no sense at all. My parents used to say my brother and I would lie in bed at night pondering the universe - I guess nothing’s changed.
A few examples (the majority of these are my own, the rest I’ve heard over the past week or so from others):
- Why is it that Superman’s chest can stop bullets, yet he always ducks when a chair is thrown at him?
- Why is it a pair of underwear, but a single bra?
- What was the thought process when the first person decided to try and milk a cow (or a goat, or whatever) and then drink the milk - and what made them think it would be safe for them to drink?
- What rank do you have to be above before you can be considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
- If someone asks you, “Does a chicken have lips?” instead of answering your question, how do you know what they mean - can its beak be considered its lips-equivalent?
- If you drive at the speed of sound, can you still hear your radio/CD/ipod?
- Would a fireman ever use the phrase, “fight fire with fire?”
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why is it that small babies, looking up at the person holding/feeding them, have the power to instantly melt the heart of even the gruffest of adults - and when exactly do we lose that power?
- Why does the sun make hair lighter and skin darker?
- Why is it that the system sends you an email message to tell you that your email inbox is over its size limit?
- What would happen if two black holes were to meet?
Anybody care to contribute some answers? Or some other questions that have been on your mind?







